Saturday, December 25, 2010


I've been defeated by the me in the parallel universe!  The only good that has come of this is that, as a peace offering, he's agreed to let me right Halloween rules for him in the future.  Take victory where you can get it, I suppose. 

Friday, December 17, 2010

It's Almost Time...

Tomorrow my evil plot will be completed.  I will RULE THE WORLD!   MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Saturday, December 11, 2010

The Game is Afoot!

I've just discovered that there is another universe!  Shocking, I know, but it exists.  And, I think if I wait for the opportune moment, I can go there and rule! (Mwahahahaha...)  All I need to do now is wait...

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Top 10 Greatest Cartoon Villains

10. Bluto (stupid Popeye)
  9. Skeletor (stupid He-Man)
  8. Dr. Claw (stupid Inspector Gadget)
  7. Chairface Chippendale (stupid Tick)
  6. Bowser (stupid Mario & Luigi)
  5. Cobra Commander (stupid G.I. Joe)
  4. Gargamel (stupid Smurfs)
  3. Shredder (stupid Turtles)
  2. Negaduck (stupid Darkwing Duck [don't worry Nega; I know how hard it is to be an evil doppelganger])
  1. C. Montgomery Burns (yesssss...excellent)

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Why the Joker is the Best Batman Villain EVER

Because he can't lose; either Batman kills him, and he wins, or Batman doesn't kill him, he breaks out of prison, kills more people, and wins.

Monday, December 14, 2009

My Top 10 Favorite Evil Movies

10. No Country For Old Men (because evil wins)
  9. Saw (because evil wins)
  8. The Usual Suspects (because evil wins)
  7. Rosemary's Baby (because evil wins)
  6. Se7en (because evil wins)
  5. The Dark Knight (because evil wins)
  4. Halloween (because evil wins)
  3. Friday the 13th (because evil wins)
  2. Nightmare on Elm Street (because evil wins)
  1. Despicable Me (because that little girl who loves unicorns is adorable [and because evil wins])