Saturday, December 25, 2010

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I've been defeated by the me in the parallel universe!  The only good that has come of this is that, as a peace offering, he's agreed to let me right Halloween rules for him in the future.  Take victory where you can get it, I suppose. 

Friday, December 17, 2010

It's Almost Time...

Tomorrow my evil plot will be completed.  I will RULE THE WORLD!   MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Saturday, December 11, 2010

The Game is Afoot!

I've just discovered that there is another universe!  Shocking, I know, but it exists.  And, I think if I wait for the opportune moment, I can go there and rule! (Mwahahahaha...)  All I need to do now is wait...

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Top 10 Greatest Cartoon Villains

10. Bluto (stupid Popeye)
  9. Skeletor (stupid He-Man)
  8. Dr. Claw (stupid Inspector Gadget)
  7. Chairface Chippendale (stupid Tick)
  6. Bowser (stupid Mario & Luigi)
  5. Cobra Commander (stupid G.I. Joe)
  4. Gargamel (stupid Smurfs)
  3. Shredder (stupid Turtles)
  2. Negaduck (stupid Darkwing Duck [don't worry Nega; I know how hard it is to be an evil doppelganger])
  1. C. Montgomery Burns (yesssss...excellent)

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Why the Joker is the Best Batman Villain EVER

Because he can't lose; either Batman kills him, and he wins, or Batman doesn't kill him, he breaks out of prison, kills more people, and wins.